...for the Nobel Peace Prize include:

-Roman Polanski.  The guy just needs cheering up.

 -Jimmy Carter again.  He never really got the credit he deserved for not getting revenge on that giant rabbit.

-Me.  Yesterday?  At the soccer game?  I was totally psyched because we totally creamed the sixth graders?  So I was like, let's all have lollipops to celebrate!  So like I got a lollipop for everyone, but they didn't have red, which is the best color, so I got purple instead, and like I almost threw the wrapper away without checking, but then at the last minute I checked, and check it out!  I got an Indian shooting a star.  That means I win a Nobel Peace Prize!